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1 2 3 4 5 6 Pokemon!

March 17, 2011

Hey nerds! Big news! POKEMON!

Seriously, though. Pokemon. We’ve been neglecting this blog of late, but POKEMON.



Anime Milwaukee – NITW Filler 01

February 17, 2011

Hey, readers! (If you exist…)  (more…)

Scruffy-Looking Nerfherders We.

January 28, 2011

Have you ever had the urge to shoot somebody in the face, but were afraid of the negative consequences? Have you ever wished that your first-person shooter was more portable and in full 3D? Have you ever had an annoying roommate? If so, then Nerf is for you! (more…)

Duke Nukem Forever. No, really.

January 23, 2011

Now, I’m as excitable as the next guy – possibly more so. When I heard that Duke Nukem forever was coming back, I was excited enough to yell “HELL YEAH!” and scare the crap out of my sleeping roommate. Of course, that was a couple months ago, so my excitement had ebbed slightly since then. This trailer rekindled my childish passion and then some.


Introduction of the Third Wheel

January 18, 2011

Hey everybody!

(Hi, Dr. Nick.)

If you’re reading this, you might be wondering who the hell I am. That’s good. I wonder that sometimes too. I think that in the great game of strip poker called Life, it’s necessary to reexamine your hand once in a while. It’s useful to double-check if you actually have that straight flush or if you’d better start unhooking your suspenders. In any case, back to the introduction.

The honorable lords Quazo and Chadster are looking to expand their combined media empire. As such, they approached me to see if I’d like to join them in this blog. I happily consented. I’m a little curious as to where I actually fit in here. I mean, Quazo and Chadster are like Batman and Robin, only I’m pretty sure that Batman and Robin never had a blog, which gives Q&Ch the edge. Does this make me Nightwing, or am I just on the level of Batzarro, the World’s Worst Detective? Who knows? I certainly don’t…so I’ll fill in with a monologue.

Kaboom! A caper, a combined carnival of clowns that cares not for codes or creeds. My cranium, no mere can of corn, is a crown of communicative curiosities, now caped, cowled. However, this collected combination of a carven clasp stands closed, and has conspired to create a country of common courage, callous courtesy, clean cabs, and cowardly curs curtailed! The only comfort is caffeine; a conspiracy held as a candle, not like cabbage, for the clans and cabals of such shall one day call clarion and cleave the confusing canopy. Clearly, this concoction of concatenation clutters the air, so let me add that it is my complete pleasure to meet you and you may call me Cleftes.

And yes, I am, like, a crazy person.